Bette Midler Funny Quotes

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  If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

  Bette Midler

  Love, Funny, Hilarious

  Twitter post from Mar 27, 2014

• Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?

  Bette Midler

  Funny, Wise, Nice

• The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.

  Bette Midler

  Funny, Success, Jealousy

• I never know how much of what I say is true.

  Bette Midler

  Funny, Truth, Cynicism

• I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

  Bette Midler

  Funny, Humorous, Memorable

  "Song: 'Marriage, Movies, Madonna And Mick'". 1985.

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