Latest Dennis Miller Quotes from Interviews

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• Everybody is full of crap. The coin of the realm is being full of crap. The best people - being full of crap are our leaders and our superstars.

  Dennis Miller

  People, Leader, Coins

  Source: www.foxnews.com

• It's nice to be included in the broadcast food chain.

  Dennis Miller

  Nice, Chains, Food Chain

  Source: www.foxnews.com

• I like the show [Factor] because it's horny, but it's not skeevy. Where else are you going to get that nowadays?

  Dennis Miller

  Horny, Shows, Factors

  Source: www.foxnews.com

• When you're sharing a mud hole with a wildebeest derriere in sub-Saharan Africa, that's a living hell.

  Dennis Miller

  Mud, Hell, Holes

  Source: www.foxnews.com

• I've grown fonder for Hillary Clinton since she ran for the presidency. I think that it's emblematic of the Rolling Stones song, you can't always get what you want, i.e., the grail. Sometimes you get what you need. And whatever she's gotten over the last couple of years, being humbled or be it being humbled and see the proletariat come to bat for her, getting outside of the bubble, getting out of this man's shadow, not quite getting the job she wants but a great wonk job.

  Dennis Miller

  Song, Jobs, Couple

  Source: www.foxnews.com

• I think [Ann Coulter] understands that, she's Pavlov's dog. She gets the corn kernel if she hits that drum once in a while.

  Dennis Miller

  Dog, Thinking, Pavlov

  Source: www.foxnews.com

• I've changed after 9/11. My friends are still my friends.Bill Maher is my friend. I don't agree with a lot of what he says. And there are times I think, "Oh, my God. How could he say that."

  Dennis Miller

  Thinking, Bills, I've Changed

  Source: www.foxnews.com

• We've got Nancy Pelosi. She never shuts up. It's just occasionally we have to hood her like a falcon so we can get some sleep.

  Dennis Miller

  Sleep, Shut Up, Nancy

  Source: www.foxnews.com

• I find it shocking that anybody can be brought down in D.C. for gossip, ostensibly. I thought that was the coin of the realm there. That's like getting hit with lightning on a cloudless day.

  Dennis Miller

  Gossip, Lightning, Coins

  Source: www.foxnews.com

• By and large, I think it should be a rule in the teacher employment manual that you can't go attend any event where if you took your classroom on a student field trip, they would summarily be obliterated. That should be rule No. 1.

  Dennis Miller

  Teacher, Thinking, Events

  Source: www.foxnews.com

• Nowadays, with history not being taught anymore in American public schools, self-esteem is taking its place.

  Dennis Miller

  Self Esteem, School, Taught

• The very definition of the innate hollowness of leading a political life when you end up on your nearest and dearest moments or most personal evenings with donors. That should - that should tell you all you need to know about the ramble that is politics.

  Dennis Miller

  Political, Needs, Definitions

  Source: www.foxnews.com

• Half the people I look who are health food addicts look sickly to me. Let's start taxing health food. Somebody force a burger down some of these people's jaw because they look a little pale and wan to me.

  Dennis Miller

  People, Looks, Burgers

  Source: www.foxnews.com

• Homosexuals are entering the mainstream, because they're becoming as boring and as tedious as any other splinter group.

  Dennis Miller

  Groups, Entering, Splinters

  Source: www.foxnews.com

• Drop the veneer periodically and be like "OK, I'm an imperfect human. Let's try to get through this."

  Dennis Miller

  Trying, Imperfect, Veneer

  Source: www.foxnews.com

• The way I've always governed my life as far as fiscal policy goes is I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb about it, so I surround myself with smart people in much the same way a hole surrounds itself with a doughnut. I just pay things off. That's all I do.

  Dennis Miller

  Smart, People, Dumb

  Source: www.foxnews.com

• I'm glad I don't have a lot of money in the market. And quite frankly, you'd be better off giving your money to a colorblind roulette addict than put it in the stock market.

  Dennis Miller

  Giving, Roulette, Glad

  Source: www.foxnews.com

• There's no more delicious irony on the face of the Earth than environmental protesters being led away in plastic handcuffs that have a biodegradability horizon line of, like, 40,000 years.

  Dennis Miller

  Years, Environmental, Horizon

  Source: www.foxnews.com

• I have a nice house. And when somebody says it's a palace, I always feel like we're digging a little or something.

  Dennis Miller

  Nice, House, Digging

  Source: www.foxnews.com

• I have sympathy for any human being that's driven by their limbic part of their brain. We all know that exists in a person.

  Dennis Miller

  Brain, Driven, Humans

  Source: www.foxnews.com

• I think the people can bash Catholics because they know Catholics won't kill them. Quite frankly, there's some religions out there, you bash and they're going to kill you.

  Dennis Miller

  Thinking, People, Catholic

  Source: www.foxnews.com

• Any time your parent says they party with you, that is its own form of child abuse.

  Dennis Miller

  Children, Party, Parent

  Source: www.foxnews.com

• When your mother starts using the word "party" as a verb about her kid, that's absolutely crazy.

  Dennis Miller

  Mother, Crazy, Party

  Source: www.foxnews.com