Spike Milligan Quotes - Page 2

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• Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

  Spike Milligan

  Use, Quiet, Amusing

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• God made nightButMan made darkness.

  Spike Milligan

  Darkness, Made

  Spike Milligan, Roger Sawyer (1995). “Spike Milligan, a celebration: the best of Milligan”, Virgin Pub

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• Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.

  Spike Milligan

  Funny, People, Born

  Spike Milligan (2014). “Puckoon”, p.48, Penguin UK

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• Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse

  Spike Milligan

  Mother, Inspiration, Born

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• Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.

  Spike Milligan

  Funny, Humor, Lost

  "The Last Goon Show of All", October 5, 1972.

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• Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.

  Spike Milligan

  Long, Life Is, Illness

  Spike Milligan (2004). “The compulsive Spike Milligan”

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• I have got so low that I have asked to be hospitalized and for deep narcosis (sleep). I cannot stand being awake. The pain is too much... Something has happened to me, this vital spark has stopped burning - I go to a dinner table now and I don't say a word, just sit there like a dodo. Normally I am the centre of attention, keeps the conversation going, - so that is depressing in itself. It's like another person taking over, very strange. The most important thing I say is 'good evening' and then I go quiet.

  Spike Milligan

  Depression, Depressing, Pain

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• Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.

  Spike Milligan

  Funny, Dog, Children

  "Indefinite Articles: Culled from His Newspaper Writings & Scunthorpe".

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• Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

  Spike Milligan

  Funny, Doctors, Office

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• My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

  Spike Milligan

  Funny, Fathers Day, Dad

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• How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

  Spike Milligan

  Funny, Witty, Humorous

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• For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.

  Spike Milligan

  Hands, Years, Iron

  "The Goon Show, Season 7, Episode 25: "The Histories of Pliny the Elder"". TV Series, March 28, 1957.

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• We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.

  Spike Milligan

  Making Love, Truck, Carried Away

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• Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!

  Spike Milligan

  War, Mistake, Alive

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• I can speak Esperanto like a native.

  Spike Milligan

  Funny, Witty, Humorous

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• Its all in the mind, you know.

  Spike Milligan

  Mind, Knows

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• Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.

  Spike Milligan

  Love You, Heart, Science

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• If a robin redbreast in a cage
  Puts all heaven in a rage,
  How feels heaven when
  Dies the billionth battery hen?

  Spike Milligan

  Heaven, Robins, Batteries

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• I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.

  Spike Milligan

  Years, Laughing, Singing

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• I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.

  Spike Milligan

  Hands, Friendly, Arms

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• Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

  Spike Milligan

  Beauty, Beautiful, Eye

  Spike Milligan (1993). “Hidden Words: Collected Poems”

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• I'm a hero with coward's legs.

  Spike Milligan

  Hero, Coward, Legs

  "Fictional character: Dan Madigan". "Puckoon", www.imdb.com. 2002.

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• If I don't eat soon, I'll die of hunger; and if I die, I won't eat soon.

  Spike Milligan

  Hunger, Dies, Ifs

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• If you kill me, I promise you - you will never take me alive.

  Spike Milligan

  Promise, Alive, Kill Me

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• In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.

  Spike Milligan

  Wife, India, Cows

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