Eric Morecambe Quotes

• I'm playing all the right notes, just not necessarily in the right order

  Eric Morecambe

  Order, Notes

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• My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

  Eric Morecambe

  Clever, Garden, Long

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.

  Eric Morecambe

  Morning, Grateful, Wife

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• I can never think of the time I spend idling in railway stations as lost; it's a waiting liberated from the three temporal vices of regret, anticipation or boredom, the weak echo of that bliss spent between lifetimes.

  Eric Morecambe

  Regret, Thinking, Echoes

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• I get airsick just licking an airmail stamp.

  Eric Morecambe

  Licking, Stamps, Transport

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• We had not had time to establish ourselves as a double act before Ernie joined the Merchant Navy. I teamed up with the brother of the late Dave Morris.

  Eric Morecambe

  Brother, Navy, Comedy

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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