Kevin Nealon Quotes - Page 2

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• If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.

  Kevin Nealon

  People, Littles, Problem

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• The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining.

  Kevin Nealon

  Thinking, Funny Things, Littles

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• The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty.

  Kevin Nealon

  Believe, Abortion, Argument

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• I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is and the different challenges you have in life, phobias about things.

  Kevin Nealon

  Challenges, Different, Life Is

  "Kevin Nealon On His New Special, The End Of ‘Weeds’ And His Worst Acting Experience". Interview With Laura Rowley, www.huffingtonpost.com. July 18, 2012.

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• What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash type of thing; I went to a lot of coffee houses and used to watch all those guys, but I never had the nerve to get up and do it because singing seems so personal and intimate to me. It was too revealing.

  Kevin Nealon

  Coffee, Guy, House

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• When I first began doing TV pilots, my expectations were high. I didn't understand that world. So when 'Weeds' took off, I was so happy. Especially as I was just a guest star in the pilot. But once it got picked up, they made me a regular cast member.

  Kevin Nealon

  Weed, Stars, Expectations

  "A Minute With: Kevin Nealon returning to stand-up comedy". Interview with Iain Blair, www.reuters.com. August 1, 2012.

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• I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper

  Kevin Nealon

  School, Bored, Paper

  "Kevin Nealon On His New Special, The End Of ‘Weeds’ And His Worst Acting Experience". Interview With Laura Rowley, www.huffingtonpost.com. July 18, 2012.

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• The good thing about 'Weeds' now is, I get to play some dramatic parts in that as well.

  Kevin Nealon

  Weed, Play, Dramatic

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the acting world, and my agent sent me on audition and they liked it.

  Kevin Nealon

  Beer, Light, Acting

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I played a security guard, and I think it was in the State Department. This was my first acting role, really, and I remember rehearsing it on the couch with my girlfriend at the time. I had a real problem with saying the word "incendiary." Most of my rehearsal was spent on pronouncing the word "incendiary."

  Kevin Nealon

  Girlfriend, Real, Thinking

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn’t see that as a job description anywhere.

  Kevin Nealon

  Jobs, Unique, Grew Up

  "A Minute With: Kevin Nealon returning to stand-up comedy". Interview with Iain Blair, www.reuters.com. August 1, 2012.

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• I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys.

  Kevin Nealon

  Thanksgiving, Turkeys, Stuff

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• When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together.

  Kevin Nealon

  Long, Together, Hours

  "A Minute With: Kevin Nealon returning to stand-up comedy". Interview with Iain Blair, www.reuters.com. August 1, 2012.

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• It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you.

  Kevin Nealon

  Fun, Character, People

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• It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold!

  Kevin Nealon

  Gold, Come Up, Response

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• They say that moving is one of the most stressful things in life. Death in the family is the second most stressful, and moving your dead spouse is the third.

  Kevin Nealon

  Stress, Moving, Things In Life

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• Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness.

  Kevin Nealon

  Animal, Support, Parent

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• I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.

  Kevin Nealon

  News, Kevin

  "Saturday Night Live". www.imdb.com. (1975-).

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• I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.

  Kevin Nealon

  Eye, Lazy, Lazy Eyes

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• I play a lot of sports. I'm not real good at any of them. I'm above adequate.

  Kevin Nealon

  Sports, Real, Play

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• I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.

  Kevin Nealon

  Comedian, Actors, Stand Up Comedian

  "Kevin Nealon On His New Special, The End Of ‘Weeds’ And His Worst Acting Experience". Interview With Laura Rowley, www.huffingtonpost.com. July 18, 2012.

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• I don't smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling smoke as a non-smoker - it doesn't matter what it is, it's going to make you lightheaded.

  Kevin Nealon

  Matter, Pot, Cigarette

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I've noticed a surge when I go out somewhere, or if I'm doing stand-up.

  Kevin Nealon

  Ifs

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time.

  Kevin Nealon

  Firsts, Aliens, Film

  "Paul Mann: Master Comedian Kevin Nealon Talks About His Career, Tour". Interview with L. Paul Mann, www.noozhawk.com. January 13, 2012.

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• Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up.

  Kevin Nealon

  Night, Would Be, Comedy

  Source: www.avclub.com

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