One of the great things about being gay and out is that the papers couldn't care less about your love life.
A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.
I am really bad at actually interviewing people.
The BBC is a victim of its own independence.
I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.
I don't think anyone wants to be gay.
A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.
Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.
I do get pleasure from very inconsequential things, like shopping for clothes.
I've heard other gay people say when they were growing up they felt 'foreign.' Growing up, I was able to label these feelings as: 'I'm a Protestant.' It wasn't until I left, I thought: 'Oh, those weren't Protestant feelings.'
I am very quick to judge.
In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints
Do I have more depth than I'm given credit for? No!
I don't think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and nice is just a politeness.
I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.
Well, certainly I think American television is - that's proper TV.
Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, 'You do realise this is a gay club, don't you lads?' you get all excited because you think, 'Wow, he thought I was straight!'
The higher your profile becomes, the more aware you are that people out there might hate you.
Occasionally the state of the planet can knock me off my perky perch.
My life could have been so grim really, really grim.
You don't want to be hard to look at. Plain very good, hard to look at bad. The plain shall inherit the earth; time is our friend.
You don't want money to make you a social freak where you can only hang out with rich people.
It's lovely to get one successful show - the chances of finding a second one are not so hot.
It sounds deeply shallow, but for brief spells every member of the public can be fascinating.
If it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one's going to let me adopt.
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