A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.
I've heard other gay people say when they were growing up they felt 'foreign.' Growing up, I was able to label these feelings as: 'I'm a Protestant.' It wasn't until I left, I thought: 'Oh, those weren't Protestant feelings.'
One of the great things about being gay and out is that the papers couldn't care less about your love life.
I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.
I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.
I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.
The BBC is a victim of its own independence.
I am camp. Lots of gay men can't cope with their campness. They are in denial about it.
The higher your profile becomes, the more aware you are that people out there might hate you.
I am really bad at actually interviewing people.
My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me.
I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy.
A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.
I don't think anyone wants to be gay.
Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, 'You do realise this is a gay club, don't you lads?' you get all excited because you think, 'Wow, he thought I was straight!'
I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.
Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.
Well, certainly I think American television is - that's proper TV.
I do get pleasure from very inconsequential things, like shopping for clothes.
I am very quick to judge.
In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints
Do I have more depth than I'm given credit for? No!
I don't think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and nice is just a politeness.
Britain's such a twisted, weird little place.
You don't want to be hard to look at. Plain very good, hard to look at bad. The plain shall inherit the earth; time is our friend.
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