One of the great things about being gay and out is that the papers couldn't care less about your love life.
A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.
I am really bad at actually interviewing people.
The BBC is a victim of its own independence.
I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.
I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.
I don't think anyone wants to be gay.
A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.
Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.
I do get pleasure from very inconsequential things, like shopping for clothes.
I've heard other gay people say when they were growing up they felt 'foreign.' Growing up, I was able to label these feelings as: 'I'm a Protestant.' It wasn't until I left, I thought: 'Oh, those weren't Protestant feelings.'
I am very quick to judge.
In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints
Do I have more depth than I'm given credit for? No!
I don't think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and nice is just a politeness.
If it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one's going to let me adopt.
Where I get bored is when I show up for a shoot and they want me to wear a feather boa. Too obvious a thing for a poof on the telly to do.
Some people think they're depressed and they go to the doctor and want pills. And you just think: 'You hate where you live, you've lost your job, your boyfriend has dumped you, could all this be why you're depressed?'
The higher your profile becomes, the more aware you are that people out there might hate you.
It's lovely to get one successful show - the chances of finding a second one are not so hot.
You don't want money to make you a social freak where you can only hang out with rich people.
All my interesting stories are from before I was on television. Nothing interesting has happened to me since then. Maybe it's because the most interesting thing in my life is the show and that's on telly.
It sounds deeply shallow, but for brief spells every member of the public can be fascinating.
Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a bit bored. Once you meet them you thing, 'really, what an ordinary person'.
Forty freaked me out. I didn't see it coming. My life was in a state of chaos - I was moving jobs and moving house - and it just hit me like a ton of bricks.
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