Egypt: Where the Israelites would still be if Moses had been a bureaucrat.
Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?
Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.
Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.
The reason crime doesn't pay is that when it does, it is called a more respectable name.
The unexpected always happens.
There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us
He laughs best whose laugh lasts.
As the farmer said, "I'm not greedy, all I want is the land next to mine.
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
In most hierarchies, supercompetence is more objectionable than incompetence.
Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.
Real, constructive mental power lies in the creative thought that shapes your destiny, and your hour-by-hour mental conduct produces power for change in your life. Develop a train of thought on which to ride. The nobility of your life as well as your happiness depends upon the direction in which that train of thought is going.
The man who believes he can do it is probably right, and so is the man who believes he can't.
The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Only mediocrities rise to the top in a system that won't tolerate wave making.
A true friend will see you through when others see that you are through.
There are some men who in a fifty-fifty proposition insist on getting the hyphen too.
You shouldn't punish others for your own choices.
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