Emo Philips Quotes About Girlfriends

Quotes about: Girlfriends

• My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

  Emo Philips

  Relationship, Girlfriend, Eye

• Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed my girlfriend out of her chair.

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  Girlfriend, Forks, Restaurants

• I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges him.

  Emo Philips

  Girlfriend, Thinking, Evil

• My ex-girlfriend was very sexy. She reminded me of the Sphinx because she was very mysterious and eternal and solid...and her nose was shot off by French soldiers.

  Emo Philips

  Sexy, Girlfriend, Soldier

• My girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy and expensive, something I don't even need! So, I signed her up for radiation treatment.

  Emo Philips

  Girlfriend, Crazy, Needs

• My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something.

  Emo Philips

  Girlfriend, Emo, Eye

• I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'

  Emo Philips

  Funny, Girlfriend, Father

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