Latest Paula Poundstone Quotes from Interviews

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• My problem, I try to teach my kids to eat healthy food. But you get a cantaloupe, and you don't know when it's going to come of age. You have no idea - that period between when it's like, hard as a rock to when it's smushy inside, is about ten minutes.

  Paula Poundstone

  Kids, Healthy, Age

  "Food Expert Michael Pollan Plays 'Not My Job'". "Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!" with Peter Sagal, www.npr.org. May 13, 2011.

• You know, in politics when you come in third, it's a win.

  Paula Poundstone

  Winning, Thirds, Knows

  "Lightning Fill In The Blank". "Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!" with Peter Sagal, www.npr.org. February 27, 2016.