I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up and be a critic.
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!
I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.
I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.
I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.
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