Most people don't know how to tell stories.
Life is incredibly short, yet we're always told that change takes time. For a race of mortals, dicking around just isn't acceptable.
The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron.
I never consciously do any work directly influenced from any movie, unless I'm doing a parody.
Even though I'm a leftist. I think the left eats its own.
Comics are too big. You can't say any kind or genre of comics is better than another. You can say so subjectively. But to say it like it's objective is wrong. It's wrong morally, because it cuts out stuff that's good.
At this point, American workers are pretty respectful of the bosses they loathe.
Anyway, I tried liking Jimmy Corrigan but I couldn't.
Silk Road to Ruin has all the analysis and it's structured very well. I rely on my notes more and I use direct quotes. But there's nothing like writing about it right away.
When you do a cartoon based on news headlines, you do it based on incomplete information.
Up until 1995, I still had a day job that I hated. I was still personally involved in things in the 90s.
Close friends love you for who you are; not what they want you to be.
On the ground, Pakistan is the most virulently anti-American state on the planet.
When you have birds you stare at them a lot and their eyes are recessed on their head. When they look at something they tilt their head in a quizzical expression.
When I put together a graphic novel, I don't think about literary prose. I think about storytelling.
Orrin Hatch was the keynote speaker at the last meeting of the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists. He sought me out because he was a fan. I was thinking he had confused me with someone else.
The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's apartment and they don't know you, but they've taped one of your pieces up.
The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at least $5 to $10 billion over 5 to 10 years, coupled with occupation forces of 250,000 Allied soldiers to keep the peace throughout the country.
There was an honorable tradition of using anonymous sources that was ruined by Jayson Blair.
Trying to rebuild Afghanistan on the cheap has left the country in the hands of warlords and an impotent Northern Alliance puppet regime that runs Kabul and nothing else.
It's a perfectly valid position to not like Shakespeare.
If I had to rank my skills, I have a long way to go before I can write a good graphic novel.
I'm a better polemicist in prose.
Do our government's poorly paid contract killers deserve our 'support' for blindly following orders?
The word 'hero' has been bandied about a lot to refer to anyone killed in Afghanistan or Iraq. But anyone who voluntarily goes to Afghanistan or Iraq [as a soldier] is fighting for an evil cause under an evil commander in chief.
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