I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
You can't be a 20-mile a day eater if you're just a 5-mile a day runner.
We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell.
Those with the money are eccentric. Those without, insane.
He didn't like religion, hadn't liked it for years, but he adored churches, loved them like old scientific instruments whose time is long past but are nevertheless fascinating and strange.
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