Chris Rock Quotes About House

Quotes about: House

• Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies... a man's lie is, "I'm at Tony house, I was at Kenny house!" A woman lie is like, "It's your baby!"

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Baby, Lying

  "Chris Rock: Bigger & Blacker". TV Special, July 10, 1999.

• A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Humor, Boys

• Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95.

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Humor, Vcr

  "Chris Rock: Bring the Pain". Documentary, Comedy, 1996.

• I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Running, Humor

  "Chris Rock Talks on 'Everybody Hates Chris'". www.foxnews.com. December 9, 2005.

• Nobody's about saving anymore. No one cares about a rainy day anymore. Nobody saves up enough for even an umbrella for a rainy day. It's sad. It really is a new form of slavery. We used to work to be able to afford material things. Now we work for these things. They're the boss. That house you can't afford, that car that's out of your price range, that cellphone that drains your bank account - that's your boss.

  Chris Rock

  Rainy Day, Car, House

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

• You can't have anything valuable in your house. Niggers will break in and take it all! Everything white people don't like about black people, black people don't like about black people. It's like our own personal civil war. On one side, there's black people. On the other, you've got niggers. The niggers have got to go. I love black people, but I hate niggers. I am tired of niggers. Tired, tired, tired.

  Chris Rock

  Hate, War, Tired

  "Wind them up and watch them go" by Kathy Sweeney, www.theguardian.com. May 31, 2001.

• You want to track Hollywood careers, look in the real estate section. You see a guy buy a house that costs $6 million, and you can literally start counting the days until he starts doing crappy movies.

  Chris Rock

  Real, Careers, Track

• I'll go with the guy with one house. The guy with one house is scared about losing his house.

  Chris Rock

  House, Guy, Losing

  "Chris Rock: It's simple, vote for the guy with one house". Interview with Larry King, www.cnn.com. September 26, 2008.

• I see guys who can't make 10 percent of what I make, and yet they have four Bentleys, three houses, and four bodyguards.

  Chris Rock

  Guy, House, Four

  Source: www.oprah.com

• You know you're rich when you have to drive for a half hour to get to your house once you're on your property.

  Chris Rock

  House, Half, Rich

  Source: www.oprah.com

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