Chris Rock Quotes - Page 3

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• Money is the best lotion in the world.

  Chris Rock

  World, Lotion

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• If you're black, you got to look at America a little bit different. You got to look at America like the uncle who paid for you to go to college, but who molested you.

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Uncles, Humor

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• People are always going to, you know, find something wrong with people who are not the exact same as them. That's just what it is. Black, white, short, tall, religions, whatever. People are bad.

  Chris Rock

  White, People, Black

  Source: www.cnn.com

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• Nobody's about saving anymore. No one cares about a rainy day anymore. Nobody saves up enough for even an umbrella for a rainy day. It's sad. It really is a new form of slavery. We used to work to be able to afford material things. Now we work for these things. They're the boss. That house you can't afford, that car that's out of your price range, that cellphone that drains your bank account - that's your boss.

  Chris Rock

  Rainy Day, Car, House

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Yeah, it's unfair that you can get judged by something you didn't do, but it's also unfair that you can inherit money that you didn't work for.

  Chris Rock

  Unfair, Yeah, Judged

  Interview with Frank Rich, www.vulture.com. November 30, 2014.

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• Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Humor, Shopping

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• No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend.

  Chris Rock

  Crazy, Men, Two

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• I literally don't know what I'm going to do next. That's successful.

  Chris Rock

  Successful, Next, Knows

  "Chris Rock On Standup, Sellouts And Defining Success". Interview with Audie Cornish, kwit.org. December 05, 2014.

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• You know you're rich when you have to drive for a half hour to get to your house once you're on your property.

  Chris Rock

  House, Half, Rich

  Source: www.oprah.com

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• A lot of racism going on in the world right now. Who's more racist? Black people or white people? Black people. You know why? 'Cuz we hate black people too! Everything white people don't like about black people, black people really don't like about black people.

  Chris Rock

  Hate, White, Racism

  "Chris Rock: Bring the Pain". TVSpecial, www.imdb.com. June 1, 1996.

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• Just to be clear, Ray Rice was not fired for beating his wife. He was fired because a video of him beating his wife was released.

  Chris Rock

  Wife, Rays, Video

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• Even if you meet the perfect person, it ain’t gonna be at the perfect time. You’re married, they’re single. That’s right. You’re Jewish, they’re Palestinian. You’re a Mexican, they’re a raccoon. You’re a black woman, he’s a black man.

  Chris Rock

  Men, Perfect, Mexican

  "Chris Rock: Never Scared". TV Special, April 17, 2004.

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• You can't be happy that fire cooks your food and be mad it burns your fingertips.

  Chris Rock

  Fire, Mad, Fingertips

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• I learned pretty quickly that it's your WORK ETHIC that LEVELS THE PLAYING FIELD. Education helps, but I've met failures who have Ph.D.s. I believe the hardest worker is always going to win.

  Chris Rock

  Believe, Winning, Work Ethic

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• Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies.

  Chris Rock

  Lying, Men, Lying Men

  "Chris Rock: Bigger&Blacker". Comedy, Documentary, July 10, 1999.

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• We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.

  Chris Rock

  Daddy, Bed, Poor

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• I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.

  Chris Rock

  Girl, Dad, Great Relationship

  "Chris Rock Gets Serious...About His Love for His Daughters". "Redbook" Magazine Interview, www.redbookmag.com. Aug 21, 2012.

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• People say, 'Why is he bored with her?' Because he's a human being, that's why; same way his wife is bored with him. That is marriage - anything that's supposed to be forever, your going to get bored with it. And there is nothing wrong with it, so don't take it personal; if you are with somebody for ten years and they are not bored with you? Then something is wrong with them.

  Chris Rock

  Years, People, Wife

  Source: movieweb.com

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• I met so many people after I got rich and famous, and I learned that you can't ultimately trust people unless they were your friends when you were broke.

  Chris Rock

  People, Rich, Broke

  Interview with Oprah Winfrey, www.oprah.com. June 2002.

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• Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Humor, Men

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• When you die at 72, no matter what you die of, it's natural causes. Even if you get hit by a truck, it's natural causes. 'Cause if you was younger, you'd have got out the way!

  Chris Rock

  Matter, Way, Causes

  "Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger - London, New York, Johannesburg". www.imdb.com. 2008.

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• Kennedy didn't beat Nixon. Satire beat Nixon.

  Chris Rock

  Satire, Beats

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• Pretty girls have problems too.

  Chris Rock

  Girl, Pretty Girl, Problem

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• So, to say Obama is progress is saying that he’s the first black person that is qualified to be president. That’s not black progress. That’s white progress. There’s been black people qualified to be president for hundreds of years. The question is, you know, my kids are smart, educated, beautiful, polite children. There have been smart, educated, beautiful, polite black children for hundreds of years. The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

  Chris Rock

  Beautiful, Children, Smart

  Interview with Frank Rich, www.vulture.com. November 30, 2014.

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• The only plan I have is to not do anything I don't want to do - and to never work just for money.

  Chris Rock

  Want, Plans

  Interview with Oprah Winfrey, www.oprah.com. June 2002.

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