Helen Rowland Quotes - Page 5

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• There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.

  Helen Rowland

  Marriage, Humorous, Food

  Helen Rowland (2017). “A Guide to Men: Being Encore Reflections of a Bachelor Girl”, p.22, Litres

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• There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.

  Helen Rowland

  Love, Men, Usual

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• A man may talk inspiringly to a woman about love in the abstract--but the look in his eyes is always perfectly concrete.

  Helen Rowland

  Eye, Men, Looks

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• Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved.

  Helen Rowland

  Relieved, Widowers

  Irvin S. Cobb, Mary Roberts Rinehart, Helen Rowland, Richard Saunders (2017). “We Should All Be So Feminine: We Should All Be a Feminist: We Should All Be Feminists”, p.80, Lulu.com

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• Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?

  Helen Rowland

  Girl, Flirty, Sweet Love

  Irvin S. Cobb, Mary Roberts Rinehart, Helen Rowland, Richard Saunders (2017). “We Should All Be So Feminine: We Should All Be a Feminist: We Should All Be Feminists”, p.45, Lulu.com

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• There are many times where a woman would gladly drop her husband if she did not feel morally certain that some other woman would come right along and pick him up.

  Helen Rowland

  Husband, Certain, Feels

  Irvin S. Cobb, Mary Roberts Rinehart, Helen Rowland, Richard Saunders (2017). “We Should All Be So Feminine: We Should All Be a Feminist: We Should All Be Feminists”, p.58, Lulu.com

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• A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.

  Helen Rowland

  Women, Order, Tangled

  Irvin S. Cobb, Mary Roberts Rinehart, Helen Rowland, Richard Saunders (2017). “We Should All Be So Feminine: We Should All Be a Feminist: We Should All Be Feminists”, p.41, Lulu.com

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• Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.

  Helen Rowland

  Time, Women, Half

  Irvin S. Cobb, Mary Roberts Rinehart, Helen Rowland, Richard Saunders (2017). “We Should All Be So Feminine: We Should All Be a Feminist: We Should All Be Feminists”, p.86, Lulu.com

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• Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst end of the bargain.

  Helen Rowland

  Marriage, Ends, Worst

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• Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

  Helen Rowland

  Wedding, Men, Roasting

  Irvin S. Cobb, Mary Roberts Rinehart, Helen Rowland, Richard Saunders (2017). “We Should All Be So Feminine: We Should All Be a Feminist: We Should All Be Feminists”, p.68, Lulu.com

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• the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance

  Helen Rowland

  Regret, Mistake, Chance

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• Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

  Helen Rowland

  Broken Heart, Heartbroken, Men

  Irvin S. Cobb, Mary Roberts Rinehart, Helen Rowland, Richard Saunders (2017). “We Should All Be So Feminine: We Should All Be a Feminist: We Should All Be Feminists”, p.69, Lulu.com

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• Love is woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall. It is a game at which men must play against stacked cards, and without the slightest inkling of the trump.

  Helen Rowland

  Love, Spring, Fall

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• Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.

  Helen Rowland

  Men, Average, Shoes

  Irvin S. Cobb, Mary Roberts Rinehart, Helen Rowland, Richard Saunders (2017). “We Should All Be So Feminine: We Should All Be a Feminist: We Should All Be Feminists”, p.58, Lulu.com

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• For repeating themselves from the first kiss to the last sigh, the average man's love affairs have History blushing with envy.

  Helen Rowland

  Kissing, Men, Average

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• Flattery is like wine, which exhilarates a man for a moment, but usually ends by going to his head and making him act foolishly.

  Helen Rowland

  Wine, Men, Flattery

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• Marriage: a souvenir of love.

  Helen Rowland

  Souvenirs

  Irvin S. Cobb, Mary Roberts Rinehart, Helen Rowland, Richard Saunders (2017). “We Should All Be So Feminine: We Should All Be a Feminist: We Should All Be Feminists”, p.53, Lulu.com

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• The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.

  Helen Rowland

  Real, Men, Dollars

  Helen Rowland (1909). “Reflections of a Bachelor Girl”

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• The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.

  Helen Rowland

  Girl, Flirty, Flirting

  Irvin S. Cobb, Mary Roberts Rinehart, Helen Rowland, Richard Saunders (2017). “We Should All Be So Feminine: We Should All Be a Feminist: We Should All Be Feminists”, p.87, Lulu.com

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• There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.

  Helen Rowland

  Devil, Saint, Literature

  Irvin S. Cobb, Mary Roberts Rinehart, Helen Rowland, Richard Saunders (2017). “We Should All Be So Feminine: We Should All Be a Feminist: We Should All Be Feminists”, p.40, Lulu.com

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• There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.

  Helen Rowland

  People, Age, Watches

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• Verily, the best of husbands hath many raw edges, and many unnecessary pleats in his temper, and many wrinkles in his disposition, which must be removed.

  Helen Rowland

  Husband, Wrinkles, Unnecessary

  Helen Rowland (2017). “The Sayings of Mrs. Solomon”, p.8, Litres

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• What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

  Helen Rowland

  Love, Women, Wine

  Irvin S. Cobb, Mary Roberts Rinehart, Helen Rowland, Richard Saunders (2017). “We Should All Be So Feminine: We Should All Be a Feminist: We Should All Be Feminists”, p.55, Lulu.com

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