There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.
There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.
There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.
Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved.
Matrimony is the price of love -- divorce, the rebate.
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.
Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.
Flattery is like wine, which exhilarates a man for a moment, but usually ends by going to his head and making him act foolishly.
Nobody is quite so blase and sophisticated as a boy of nineteen who is just recovering from a baby grand passion
Love is woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall. It is a game at which men must play against stacked cards, and without the slightest inkling of the trump.
Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.
To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is misunderstood or that he is different; none of this is necessarily complimentary, but it will flatter him infinitely more that merely telling him that he is brilliant, or noble, or wise, or good.
For repeating themselves from the first kiss to the last sigh, the average man's love affairs have History blushing with envy.
Marriage: a souvenir of love.
There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.
Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks.
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.
The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.
A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him.
Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her about it.
Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married.
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