I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.
It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.
They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.
I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.
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