Rita Rudner Quotes About Dating

Quotes about: Dating

• A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

  Rita Rudner

  Funny, Jobs, Humor

• When I want to end a relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.

  Rita Rudner

  Relationship, Children, Love You

• My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

  Rita Rudner

  Boyfriend, Marriage, Breakup

• If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right," if he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.

  Rita Rudner

  Funny, Jobs, Humor

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