Rita Rudner Quotes About Fathers

Quotes about: Fathers

• I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.' So he went out and bought a present for my mother.

  Rita Rudner

  Funny, Mother, Father

• My father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard Cosell.

  Rita Rudner

  Sports, Football, Father

  Rita Rudner (1993). “Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature”, Penguin Group USA

• My father was never very friendly. When I was growing up, I thought the doorbell ringing was a signal to pretend you weren't home.

  Rita Rudner

  Growing Up, Father, Home

  Rita Rudner (1993). “Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature”, Penguin Group USA

• I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.

  Rita Rudner

  Mother, Children, Father

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