Garry Shandling Funny Quotes

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• After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."

  Garry Shandling

  Funny, Girl, Humor

  "Garry Shandling, Star of Groundbreaking Sitcoms, Dies at 66" by Peter Keepnews, www.nytimes.com. March 24, 2016.

• When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

  Garry Shandling

  Funny, Sleep, Legs

• My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"

  Garry Shandling

  Funny, Dog, Opportunity

• They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.

  Garry Shandling

  Funny, Men, Style

• I have such poor vision I can date anybody.

  Garry Shandling

  Funny, Dating, Vision

• I don't talk about my hair anymore because I've matured. I matured and realized it doesn't matter what you look like. It's what kind of hair you have inside that counts.

  Garry Shandling

  Funny, Hair, Matter

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