Logan Pearsall Smith Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.

  Logan Pearsall Smith

  Funny, Life, Witty

  Afterthoughts (1931) "Myself"

• Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds.

  Logan Pearsall Smith

  Funny, People, Soul

  Afterthoughts (1931) "Other People"

• I can't forgive my friends for dying; I don't find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing.

  Logan Pearsall Smith

  Funny, Friendship, Forgiveness

  Afterthoughts (1931) "Age and Death"

• We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast.

  Logan Pearsall Smith

  Funny, Two, Complaining

• I am one of the unpraised, unrewarded millions without whom Statistics would be a bankrupt science. It is we who are born, who marry, who die, in constant ratios.

  Logan Pearsall Smith

  Funny, Humor, Science

  Trivia Book II Where Do I Come In?

• If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth

  Logan Pearsall Smith

  Funny, Witty, Truth

  Logan Pearsall Smith (1931). “Afterthoughts”

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