David Spade Quotes - Page 2

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• It's just easier to make fun and cut down. It's kind of a way of life in America. If you can make people want to hear what you're going to say, it can be cruel and funny.

  David Spade

  Fun, Cutting, America

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• Horrible date all through high school and college. Here's an impression of me on a date in high school. Come on, chug it!

  David Spade

  School, College, Dating

  "David Spade: Take the Hit". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 1998.

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• I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him in my act. But I tell him, I have to get something out of this.

  David Spade

  Dad, Father, Use

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• Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.

  David Spade

  Exotic, Normal, Ifs

  "Newlywed woes for Mariah and Nick" by Ree Hines, www.today.com. June 24, 2008.

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• It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun.

  David Spade

  Fun, Wakes You, Crowds

  "Swinging For the Fences With David Spade in The Benchwarmers". Interview With Evan Jacobs, movieweb.com. April 3, 2006.

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• Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, "That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible."

  David Spade

  Success, People, Guy

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• When my stepfather died, I just kind of fell apart. I felt pretty vulnerable, like there literally could be no tomorrow.

  David Spade

  Tomorrow, Kind, Vulnerable

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• It's funny because it's funny.

  David Spade

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.

  David Spade

  Sitcom

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years.

  David Spade

  Years, Watches, Tvs

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• I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.

  David Spade

  Kids, Tv Shows, Tvs

  Interview with Steve Head, www.ign.com. September 4, 2003.

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• I've got people who like Tommy Boy, but they're getting older and there's a whole new wave of college kids who see that and Joe Dirt, and Just Shoot Me is a little older, so I wanted stuff for everybody.

  David Spade

  Kids, Boys, College

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• Bill Murray I always liked. I'm not as good as him, but there's a quality in him that I like. And then there's DeNiro, I'll never be that.

  David Spade

  Quality, Bills

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• Seriously, you don't have to know English. It'd be nice, a nice little plus. We don't want miracles. You don't have to know the country's language. But just some shapes, that's all. A square. A little geometry.

  David Spade

  Country, Nice, Squares

  "David Spade: Take the Hit". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 1998.

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• How do you lay low but still do your job? Try to stay out there without being out there like Jenny McCarthy?

  David Spade

  Jobs, Trying, Jenny

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• With Saturday Night Live you're looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show.

  David Spade

  Night, Hook, Way

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• I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.

  David Spade

  Wells

  Interview with Steve Head, www.ign.com. September 4, 2003.

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• To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

  David Spade

  Making Money, Busboys, Employee

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• My school of thought is, anything goes, but I can't do that anymore.

  David Spade

  School, Anything Goes, I Can

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• I'm still blow drying my hair, just trying to keep doing stuff that's fun.

  David Spade

  Fun, Blow, Hair

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• I'm always making fun of myself and my friends.

  David Spade

  Fun, My Friends

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• To be famous and broke is hard.

  David Spade

  Broke, Hard

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I wish I had that carefree lifestyle. But I guess I'm more private, and more inside.

  David Spade

  Wish, Carefree, Lifestyle

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• Now that I have the opportunities to do a lot, I want to do less.

  David Spade

  Opportunity, Want

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• I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.

  David Spade

  Play, Different, Honest

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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