God made you and me, in certain respects, quite unequal, and it would be futile to try any interference with His arrangements.
I have never regarded myself as this or that. I have been too busy being myself to bother about regarding myself.
MY rule is never to be rude to anyone unless you mean it.
In a world that operates largely at random, coincidences are to be expected, but any one of them must always be mistrusted.
A person who does not read cannot think. He may have good mental processes, but he has nothing to think about. You can feel for people or natural phenomena and react to them, but they are not ideas. You cannot think about them.
Of course the modern detective story puts off its best tricks till the last, but Doyle always put his best tricks first and that's why they're still the best ones.
Labels are for the things men make, not for men. The most primitive man is too complex to be labeled.
Sometimes it's things that take the joy out of life, like a blowout when you're hitting sixty or a button coming off of a shirt when you're in a hurry, but usually it's people.
I try to know what I need to know. I make sure to know what I want to know. (Nero Wolfe)
The Glass Key is better than anything Hemingway ever wrote
Genius is fine for the ignition spark, but to get there someone has to see that the radiator doesn't leak and no tire is flat.
What the tongue has promised, the body must submit to.
I don't answer questions containing two or more unsupported assumptions.
There are damn few great writers and I'm not one of them. While I could afford to I played with words. When I could no longer afford that I wrote for money.
I cannot agree that mountain climbing is merely one manifestation of man's spiritual aspirations. I think instead it is a hysterical paroxysm of his infantile vanity.
The brain can be hoodwinked but not the stomach.
Man's brain, enlarged fortuitously, invented words in an ambitious attempt to learn how to think, only to have them usurped by his emotions. But we still try.
Hemingway never grew out of adolescence. His scope and depth stayed shallow because he had no idea what women are for.
You can't dance cheerfully. Dancing is too important. It can be wild or solemn or gay or lewd or art for art's sake, but it can't be cheerful.
What good is an obscenity trial except to popularize literature?
Wolfe scowled at her. I could see he was torn with conflicting emotions. A female in his kitchen was an outrage. A woman criticizing his or Fritz's cooking was an insult. But corned beef hash was one of life's toughest problems, never yet solved by anyone.
Everyone has something they don't want anyone to see; that is one of the functions of a home, to provide a spot to keep such things.
I like to walk around Manhattan, catching glimpses of its wild life, the pigeons and cats and girls.
There are two kinds of characters in all fiction, the born and the synthetic. If the writer has to ask himself questions - is he tall, is he short? - he had better quit.
I will ride my luck on occasion, but I like to pick the occasion.
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