When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.
I guess chemistry is just another word for love.
My cancer continues to make for all kind of hilarity.
Fathers should start teaching the boys how to punch.
Canadian comedians are generally more well-rounded... They have to do a lot more. In order to have a career in this country, you have to do everything. And in the States you can narrow-cast, you can be just a sitcom performer or a stand-up comedian or a sketch performer.
People don't listen when you lecture. No one wants to be talked down to or scolded.
When I found out I had cancer, I just said one thing: 'I want to hold on to life' and that changed everything for me.
This world is filled with five billion people with five billion different ways of looking at things.
I first got into fruit when I was a teenager, when my life was changing in every way. The first time I had a mango, at like 18, I was like, 'Where has this been my whole life?
If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work.
I'm not really cool, or dashing, or any of those things.
I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.
I'm a total nerd. I love fantasy.
The gay male is always going to be at the bottom.
My theory is that comedy comes from little people.
I resented that my career wasn't going the way that it was supposed to. And I was angry that I wasn't getting the parts that I wanted.
I think a case could be made that there's sort of a crisis of masculinity in the West. Particularly with white males.
I'm not a wilting flower. I'm honest, so I pick a lot of fights. I've burned a lot of bridges.
I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really.
In Canadian comedy, you'll almost never see guns. If you bring a gun into a scene, it's like, 'Whoa! Wow, how are we going to deal with that!' Guns in an American comedy are a given. Violence in America is used in a much more cavalier way.
I've pretty much given up on the orange. I really have. I just don't even bother. It's just either sour, or woody, or the skin's too thick. It's very nice when you come across the perfect orange, because it's really a beautiful experience. But the stakes are too high.
My parents won’t let me have a motorcycle, but they give me all the guns I want. I asked them for a motorcycle last Christmas and they told me I’d only kill myself. They got me this twelve-gauge instead.
Activism isn't about holding your faults up to the light. That's what comedy is about, it's about saying, 'Look at this person who is so flawed and frail and damaged. And we're all this frail and damaged so let's laugh at it.
A lot of gay men are in delusion if they think they're super macho.
Art is about the edges and the sharp corners and those places are not conducive to activism, which is about putting on a gloss.
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