When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.
Americans know as much about Canada as straight people do about gays. Americans arrive at the border with skis in July, and straight people think that being gay is just a phase. A very long phase.
People don't listen when you lecture. No one wants to be talked down to or scolded.
This world is filled with five billion people with five billion different ways of looking at things.
When I found out I had cancer, I just said one thing: 'I want to hold on to life' and that changed everything for me.
My cancer continues to make for all kind of hilarity.
I first got into fruit when I was a teenager, when my life was changing in every way. The first time I had a mango, at like 18, I was like, 'Where has this been my whole life?
I guess chemistry is just another word for love.
Fathers should start teaching the boys how to punch.
I believe the things that happened to me as a child scarred me terribly, and I wish somebody would have helped me with some of the things that happened.
I'm not really cool, or dashing, or any of those things.
If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work.
I'm a total nerd. I love fantasy.
I've pretty much given up on the orange. I really have. I just don't even bother. It's just either sour, or woody, or the skin's too thick. It's very nice when you come across the perfect orange, because it's really a beautiful experience. But the stakes are too high.
The gay male is always going to be at the bottom.
My theory is that comedy comes from little people.
I resented that my career wasn't going the way that it was supposed to. And I was angry that I wasn't getting the parts that I wanted.
I think a case could be made that there's sort of a crisis of masculinity in the West. Particularly with white males.
I'm not a wilting flower. I'm honest, so I pick a lot of fights. I've burned a lot of bridges.
I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.
I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really.
Canadian comedians are generally more well-rounded... They have to do a lot more. In order to have a career in this country, you have to do everything. And in the States you can narrow-cast, you can be just a sitcom performer or a stand-up comedian or a sketch performer.
Comedy is actually very macho driven.
Art is about the edges and the sharp corners and those places are not conducive to activism, which is about putting on a gloss.
A lot of gay men are in delusion if they think they're super macho.
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