Daniel Tosh Quotes About Sleep

Quotes about: Sleep

• I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it.

  Daniel Tosh

  Sleep, Sunrise

• This is what I say to the most conservative person that's so terrified of gay marriage becoming legal. Just because the state says it's legal, it's not like God's going to let them into Heaven. So you can still sleep sound every night knowing that goal line defense is up at the pearly gates.

  Daniel Tosh

  Sleep, Gay, Night

• We owe it to our troops to let them sleep in their own beds, wake up in the morning, have a delicious breakfast, and drive to war.

  Daniel Tosh

  Morning, War, Sleep

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