Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.
Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars.
Arnie has more people watching him park the car than we do out on the course.
Chipping and putting for par is like a dog chasing cars, he won't be doing it for very long.
There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.
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