True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers. The people don't acknowledge this. They claim membership in two imaginary parties, the Republicans and the Democrats, instead.
Comedians and jazz musicians have been more comforting and enlightening to me than preachers or politicians or philosophers or poets or painters or novelists of my time. Historians in the future, in my opinion, will congratulate us on very little other than our clowning and our jazz.
He couldn't tell the difference between one politician and another. They were all formlessly enthusiastic chimpanzees to him.
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