Roy Blount, Jr. Quotes - Page 2

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• I prefer my oysters fried; that way I know my oysters died.

  Roy Blount, Jr.

  Oysters, Way, Died

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• An author is a person who can never take innocent pleasure in visiting a bookstore again.

  Roy Blount, Jr.

  Bookstores, Innocent, Pleasure

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• That's American English for you: more roots than a mangrove swamp.

  Roy Blount, Jr.

  Roots, Swamps, American English

  Roy Blount, Jr. (2009). “Alphabet Juice: The Energies, Gists, and Spirits of Letters, Words, and Combinations Thereof; Their Roots, Bones, Innards, Piths, Pips, and Secret Parts, Tinctures, Tonics, and Essences; With Examples of Their Usage Foul and Savory”, p.466, Macmillan

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• I think a writer is not an ideal husband... Writers tend to get off into their own heads and not notice the people that they're living with, or they get irritable with the people that they're living with when the people insist on being noticed.

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  Husband, Writing, Thinking

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• Pete Rose is too rich a character to fit on a bronze plaque. He requires a good, trenchant, poignant (ah, Petey) book, and this is it.

  Roy Blount, Jr.

  Book, Character, Rose

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• When I was a little kid, of course, I was brown all summer. That's because I was free as a bird- nothing to do but catch bugs all day.

  Roy Blount, Jr.

  Summer, Kids, Bird

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• I heard on public radio recently, there's a thing called Weed Dating. Singles get together in a garden and weed and then they take turns, they keep matching up with other people. Two people will weed down one row and switch over with two other people. It's in Vermont. I don't think I'd be very good at Weed Dating.

  Roy Blount, Jr.

  Weed, Garden, Thinking

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• Get your friends together, go to your local bookstore and have a book-buying party.

  Roy Blount, Jr.

  Party, Book, Together

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• I always wanted to win the Super Bowl so I could take it and hold it and see what lies beyond it. I think it may be the sun.

  Roy Blount, Jr.

  Lying, Winning, Thinking

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• Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through it by December 15th.

  Roy Blount, Jr.

  Thanksgiving, Children, Santa

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• Somebody informed me recently that the key to every art, from writing to gardening to sculpture, is creativity. I beg to differ.

  Roy Blount, Jr.

  Art, Writing, Creativity

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• When money gets too far away from actual, physical, real equity and property it gets too abstract and too distantly derived and then suddenly it's not worth anything anymore. And the same is true of language.

  Roy Blount, Jr.

  Real, Language, Far Away

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• Perhaps the truth is that heavy literature blooms in extremes of temperature.

  Roy Blount, Jr.

  Literature, Temperature, Truth Is

  Roy Blount, Jr. (2013). “Now, Where Were We?”, p.251, Villard

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• I studied French in high school and German in college and I once took a 24-hour Italian crash course. English has by far the most words in it of any other language. Our money might not be worth anything anymore, but the language is.

  Roy Blount, Jr.

  School, Italian, College

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• Twitter. It's not a good sound, is it? If it were worth doing, there would be a better word for it.

  Roy Blount, Jr.

  Sound, Would Be, Ifs

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• I just think lots of words have physicality. How about the word 'wobble?' You think that's arbitrary? When you say the word 'wince,' you wince. How about that?

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  Thinking, Arbitrary, Wince

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• Being president of too many well-meaning organizations put my father into an early grave. The lesson in this was not lost on me.

  Roy Blount, Jr.

  Father, Organization, President

  "The Kindle Swindle ?" by Roy Blount, Jr., www.nytimes.com. February 24, 2009.

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• Usage ain't always a matter of ought.

  Roy Blount, Jr.

  Matter, Usage, Ought

  Roy Blount, Jr. (2009). “Alphabet Juice: The Energies, Gists, and Spirits of Letters, Words, and Combinations Thereof; Their Roots, Bones, Innards, Piths, Pips, and Secret Parts, Tinctures, Tonics, and Essences; With Examples of Their Usage Foul and Savory”, p.197, Macmillan

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• Anyone who undertakes the literary grind had better like playing around with words.

  Roy Blount, Jr.

  Grind, Playing Around

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• The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs'.

  Roy Blount, Jr.

  Time, Book, Writing

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• Vincent van Gogh's mother painted all of his best things. The famous mailed decapitated ear was a figment of the public relations firm engaged by Van Gogh's dealer.

  Roy Blount, Jr.

  Mother, Ears, Public Relations

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• To me, letters have always been a robust medium of sublimation. I don't remember what I was like before I learned my ABC's, but for as long as I can remember I have made them with my fingers and felt them in my bones.

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  Long, Abc's, Letters

  Roy Blount, Jr. (2009). “Alphabet Juice: The Energies, Gists, and Spirits of Letters, Words, and Combinations Thereof; Their Roots, Bones, Innards, Piths, Pips, and Secret Parts, Tinctures, Tonics, and Essences; With Examples of Their Usage Foul and Savory”, p.13, Macmillan

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• I am open to the accusation that I see compost as an end it itself. But we do grow some real red damn tomatoes such as you can't get in the stores. And potatoes, beans, lettuce, collards, onions, squash, cauliflower, eggplant, carrots, peppers. Dirt in you own backyard, producing things you eat. Makes you wonder.

  Roy Blount, Jr.

  Real, Eggplant, Squash

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• Obama's got a great sense of humor, but mainly he has a great thinking presence, which is uncommon. It's hard to imagine being able to do, think over answers and deliver them on television. If I were president I would constantly be spluttering.

  Roy Blount, Jr.

  Thinking, President, Answers

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• New York walking isn't exercise: it's a continually showing make-your-own movie.

  Roy Blount, Jr.

  New York, Exercise, Walking

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