The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
I was on in two.... then again on four...
It breaks towards the center of the earth when it is above the hole.
That putt had more breaks than a government job.
That divot is so deep, I will need a sod cutter to fix it.
Never take a mulligan on a par 3. A "hole in three" is not a fun story to relive.
I was asked by a golfer how to lower his scores. I replied start playing 9 holes instead of 18. I worked for me, it cut my scores in half.
Golf is like smoking, I have been trying to quit for years.
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