The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
It breaks towards the center of the earth when it is above the hole.
That putt had more breaks than a government job.
That divot is so deep, I will need a sod cutter to fix it.
Never take a mulligan on a par 3. A "hole in three" is not a fun story to relive.
I was asked by a golfer how to lower his scores. I replied start playing 9 holes instead of 18. I worked for me, it cut my scores in half.
Golf is like smoking, I have been trying to quit for years.
I was on in two.... then again on four...
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