Ron White Quotes - Page 3

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• My goal is just to become a better comedian.

  Ron White

  Goal, Comedian

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• Star Wars Episode Three (And One Quarter): Revenge Of The Hicks

  Ron White

  Stars, Revenge, War

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• I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.

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  Ems, Cuban Cigars, Lasts

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• There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.

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  Running, Years, Vices

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• Naw, man, I like big, hard, throbbing co- (stunned pause) ...I did not know that about myself.

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  Men, Bigs, Knows

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• I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He's probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can't say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.

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  Years, Comedian, Listening

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• I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.

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  Stars, Rocks, Sound

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• It's something that's really fun to do. It's a family business.

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  Fun

  Source: easterncarolinastyle.com

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• I'm definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won't. Then three years later I will finally try it and it'll kill them. I got to give them more credit.

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  Thinking, Years, Giving

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• I don't have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I'm going to keep talking. I can't imagine a life without doing standup.

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  Talking, Long, People

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• I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar.

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  Cuban Cigars, Decent, Smoke

  Source: easterncarolinastyle.com

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• I did have a deal for a little while a cigar company that never really materialized that much, except that I ended up with 100 boxes of my own cigars with my signature on them. Which is great, they are wonderful cigars but they never really fulfilled out so now I'm out of it. I can sign up with somebody else or go pick a blend or whatever. I probably will, there is no sense in not doing it.

  Ron White

  Littles, Signatures, Wonderful

  Source: easterncarolinastyle.com

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• Everybody I know is a joke writer.

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  Jokes, Knows

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• In my Comedy Club sets, I just work on what is fresh and try to build that show as long as I can. I don't like to do burnt material on stage. Even though my crowd loves to hear me do old stuff, I don't like to do old stuff.

  Ron White

  Long, Trying, Clubs

  Source: www.tv.com

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• But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It's like anything else. It's a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.

  Ron White

  Writing, Exercise, Exposure

  Interview with Guy MacPherson, www.guymacpherson.ca. October 24, 2006.

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• The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off.

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  Team, America, Hardest

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• I don't do any corporate work.

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  Corporate

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• I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.

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  Children, Fans, Comedy

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