Steven Wright Hilarious Quotes

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• I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Life, Birthday

• I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Hilarious, Humorous

• I recently went to the hardware store and I bought some used paint... it was in a shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Hilarious, Witty

  "I Have A Pony". Comedy album by Steven Wright, 1985.

• On the other hand, you have different fingers.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Hilarious, Witty

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