Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.
Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger.
They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.
Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.
The conductor is a peculiar person. He turns his back on his friends in the audience, shakes a stick at his players in the orchestra, and then wonders why nobody loves him.
Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you happen to learn something along the way, don't get upset.
I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
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