I have big friends who won't go swimming because they're too embarrassed about it. I feel that's such a shame, because actually people should be encouraging fat people who are exercising to do it, not pointing and laughing.
There are 10-20 times more male comics than female comics; it's something to do with the social structure of society.
I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that'll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday.
A good culture in a hospital can absorb and manage a few bad nurses, but once the culture becomes bad in itself, bad nursing practice is much harder to hide.
I cannot abide anyone treating another human being like a piece of dirt, whatever the context.
When I was at school you got an overall general education on many things, even just basic facts.
I think self-esteem is fluid. It's not a fixed state, and so some days are better than others.
When I was a nurse my favourite assignment was the anorexic ward. I sometimes ate as many as seventeen dinners
I have two brothers and we basically spent our lives playing in the woods, falling in ponds, getting chased by wasps and riding donkeys that we shouldn't have been riding.
When I got married, the Sun ran the headline: 'Here comes the bride, all fat and wide.' Luckily, it was a few days after the wedding - but it was still hideous to read at a great romantic moment.
My mum always felt that women deserved as much as men, and should have as much power, so I suppose I opted to go into a very male-dominated arena to try and prove that.
I read that book 'Fat is a Feminist Issue', got a bit desperate halfway through and ate it.
I tend to think the world is a bit of a miserable place, so anyone who can add to people's optimistic, cheerful side is doing a good job, which is what I hope I'm doing.
School was great. There were no boys there, which didn't really bother me at the time because I had two brothers, so I was quite pleased not to spend any more time with boys.
I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they don't.
The way to a man's heart is through his hanky pocket with a breadknife.
When you get to know someone, you find there's something nasty in their woodshed.
Inside every fat person there's a thin person looking to get out - They've just eaten them
I've been breastfeeding for two years. I could light the gas ring with my nipples.
My preference is swimming in the sea. I find the sea is more liberating, wild and good fun rather than plodding up and down a pool.
Let's face it: I am not a professional runner.
I'm too nervous to eat before I go onstage, and I'll usually eat out after the performance or when I get home at midnight.
I've always liked to think I could do anything I wished as well as - if not better than - a man. But I wasn't very good at rally driving.
I've never trained as an actor. I've always thought I'm not a good actor. I've been told I'm not a good actor by a lot of people.
I've no interest in fashion, shoes, handbags, or sweaty shopping.
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