Engrave this in your brain: EVERY WRITER GETS REJECTED. You will be no different.
If you want me to treat your ideas with more respect, get some better ideas.
I am not responsible for actions of the imaginary version of me you have inside your head.
Part of what makes us human is what we mean to other people, and what people mean to us.
I didn't mind getting old when I was young. It's the being old now that's getting to me.
The original sin of Republicans is greed. Everyone understands greed. Everybody wants to get theirs. The original sin of Democrats is pity. Greed is more attractive, and a better motivator, than pity.
There's a difference between the fact that the universe is inherently unfair on a cosmic level, and the fact that life is unfair because people are actively making it so.
Now, you may think that this is some sort of generalized hatred that I will carry for the lot of you. Let me assure you that this is not the case. Each of you will fail, but you will fail in your own unique way, and therefore I will dislike each of you on an individual basis.
It's easier to miss her at a cemetery, where she's never been anything but dead, than to miss her at all the places where she was alive.
Christianity is a fine religion and I wish more Christians practiced it.
Libertarians secretly worried that ultimately someone will figure out the whole of their political philosophy boils down to 'get off my property.' News flash: This is not really a big secret to the rest of us.
I don't care whether I really exist or don't, whether I'm real or fictional. What I want right now is to be the person who decides my own fate.
When you're a teenager and you're in love, it's obvious to everyone but you and the person you're in love with.
Don’t discount that part of who he was just because you didn’t know it. None of us are all of who we are to any one person.
When you're a kid all you want to do is be somewhere else.
You would rather face a life without me than to have me choose a life I would not choose for myself.
Sooner or later the Narrative will come for each of us.
If your social consciousness seems stuck in 1975, 2014 is gonna be a rough ride.
Star Wars is not entertainment. Star Wars is George Lucas masturbating to a picture of Joseph Campbell and conning billions of people into watching the money shot.
I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army.
In other words, crew deaths are a feature, not a bug," Cassaway said, dryly.
I can describe to you the taste of government cheese.
You do what you have to do to give people closure; it makes them feel better and it doesn't cost you much to do it. I'd rather apologize for something I didn't really care about and leave someone on Earth wishing me well.
I grew up in southern California in the 80s. Yes, I am a walking cliche.
As a reader, I have a very short attention span and a low tolerance for boredom, and I find that comes in handy with my writing. If I get bored writing something, I pity the people who will then try to read it.
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