MaryJanice Davidson Quotes - Page 2

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• I've got a folder full of rejection slips that I keep. Know why? Because those same editors are now calling my agent hoping I'll write a book or novella for them. Things change. A rejection slip today might mean a frantic call to your agent in six months.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Book, Writing, Mean

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• We have souls. Sure we do. Otherwise we'd do bad things all the time. You know, like politicians.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Soul, Politician, Knows

  MaryJanice Davidson (2004). “Undead and Unwed: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.130, Penguin

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• I trudged around on the muddy river bottom for half an hour, patiently waiting to drown, before giving up and slogging my way back to shore.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Giving Up, Rivers, Waiting

  MaryJanice Davidson (2004). “Undead and Unwed: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.24, Penguin

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• ... friends are such a mixed blessing.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Blessing

  Maggie Shayne, MaryJanice Davidson, Jacey Ford, Angela Knight (2009). “The Incredible Misadventures of Boo and the Boy Blunder: An Undead Novella A Penguin Group Special from Berkley Sensation”, p.21, Penguin

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• You'll pay," she said stonily. "You won't be like this by this time tomorrow." "Bored and pissed off? God, I hope not.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Bored, Pissed Off, Pay

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• All writers are crazy. So never mind what the editors and your family and your critique group tells you. Submit your manuscripts and keep submitting until you get an offer. Then you can be crazy, with a paycheck.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Crazy, Writing, Editors

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• He snarled at me. "This isn't over yet, Betsy." "Excellent," I said. "I would also have accepted 'You haven't seen the last of me' and 'You'll regret this'.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Regret, Lasts, Excellent

  MaryJanice Davidson (2010). “Undead And Unappreciated: Number 3 in series”, p.144, Hachette UK

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• I've always assumed he'd be around to be, you know, yelled at and taken for granted. And of course I was wrong. Nobody's going to put up with that forever.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Taken, Forever, Granted

  MaryJanice Davidson (2005). “Undead and Unappreciated: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.204, Penguin

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• My my Laura Goodman. I must say that is a charming name for a charming young lady." "Eric's old." I broke in. "Really really old." "Er— really?" Laura asked. "Gosh you don't look even out of your thirties." "Tons of face-lifts. He's a surgical addict. I'm trying to get him help." I added defensively when they both gave me strange looks.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Names, Trying, Eric

  MaryJanice Davidson (2005). “Undead and Unappreciated: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.155, Penguin

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• Elizabeth Anne Taylor April 25, 1974 - April 25, 2004 Our Sweetheart, Only resting

  MaryJanice Davidson

  April, Sweetheart

  MaryJanice Davidson (2006). “Undead and Unreturnable: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.19, Penguin

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• There's more than one way for a girl to Google a cat.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Girl, Cat, Google

  MaryJanice Davidson (2008). “Undead and Unworthy: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.70, Penguin

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• I zoomed in on the shoe department like a blonde homing pigeon. Shoes, shoes everywhere! Ah, sweet shoes. I truly think you can take the measure of a civilization by looking at its footwear.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Sweet, Thinking, Civilization

  MaryJanice Davidson (2004). “Undead and Unemployed: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.26, Penguin

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• It never failed—I'd buy a new journal, write like a madwoman for ten pages, then lose total interest in the process. Three months later, I'd start the whole process all over again. I think I just liked buying new notebooks.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Notebook, Writing, Thinking

  MaryJanice Davidson (2006). “Undead and Unpopular: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.70, Penguin

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• It was scary how much she sounded like me sometimes. Maybe that's why she totally got on my nerves

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Scary, Nerves, Sometimes

  MaryJanice Davidson (2006). “Undead and Unpopular: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.70, Penguin

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• Here I am, just wandering down a deserted street in the middle of the night. I hope I don't run into any trouble. Goodness, that would just ruin my whole evening." I strolled and hummed, trying to project Innocent Victim.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Running, Night, Here I Am

  MaryJanice Davidson (2010). “Undead And Unwed: Number 1 in series”, p.183, Hachette UK

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• Kissing Sinclair was like making out with a sexy timber wolf— he was licking my fangs and nipping me lightly and growling under his breath and it was...oh, it was really something.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Sexy, Kissing, Licking

  MaryJanice Davidson (2004). “Undead and Unwed: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.199, Penguin

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• Majesty, I beg your forgiveness for the idignity you suffered and offer you the head of our enemy as—" "Put that thing down," I said impatiently. "I can't talk to you when you're shaking his head like a damned maraca.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Enemy, Majesty, Said

  MaryJanice Davidson (2004). “Undead and Unwed: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.225, Penguin

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• I'm rubber and you're glue," I told Satan, " and everything that bounces of me sticks to you.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Glue, Rubber, Sticks

  MaryJanice Davidson (2010). “Undead And Unappreciated: Number 3 in series”, p.168, Hachette UK

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• Back off, boys. You don't want to mess with an out-of-work secretary. We're real testy.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Real, Boys, Want

  MaryJanice Davidson (2004). “Undead and Unwed: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.120, Penguin

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• I've been stabbed before. Barely a week ago, in fact. AND I've been audited, AND I come from a broken home. In short - no offense, shorty - you don't scare me.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Home, Broken, Scare

  MaryJanice Davidson (2004). “Undead and Unwed: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.221, Penguin

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• Wow, girlfriend, you're incompatible with life! And here I thought I was just incompatible with pink.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Girlfriend, Wow

  MaryJanice Davidson (2004). “Undead and Unwed: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.105, Penguin

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• Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Fun, Mean, Week

  MaryJanice Davidson (2007). “Undead and Uneasy: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.133, Penguin

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