I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
Do not disturb. Already there.
When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT
Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.
If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.
An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and soul. I want you in my bed every night. I want you there when I wake up in the morning. I want your clothes strung across my apartment and your scent on my skin.
I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT
I chose the road less traveled. Now I'm lost.
Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.
I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt
Death comes to those who wait. And to those who don't. So either way.
I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.
Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.
If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.
This is one Fruit Loop beyond certifiable.
It is sexy in here or is it just me?
.. an emergency stash of Thin Mints. Frickin' Girl Scouts. Those things were way to addictive. They had to be laced with crack." Charlie Davidson Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet
We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.
I strode toward Mr. Coffee with lust in my eyes. We'd had a thing for quite some time now Mr. Coffee and I.
I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.
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