Doug Larson Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

  Doug Larson

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

• Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

  Doug Larson

  Funny, Courage, Humorous

• People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.

  Doug Larson

  Funny, Money, Congratulations

• If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

  Doug Larson

  Funny, Witty, Retirement

• Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.

  Doug Larson

  Inspirational, Funny, Children

• Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.

  Doug Larson

  Inspirational, Funny, Positivity

• The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

  Doug Larson

  Funny, Wisdom, Survival

• A true friend is one who overlooks your failures
  and tolerates your success.

  Doug Larson

  Funny, Friendship, Patience

• Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

  Doug Larson

  Funny, Business, Humorous

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