To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.
Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.
There is work that is work and there is play that is play; there is play that is work and work that is play. And in only one of these lies happiness.
When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.
Old friends, we say, are best, when some sudden disillusionment shakes our faith in a new comrade.
Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap - even men who hate baths.
Her heart is older than her head; yea, her emotion is the mother of her reason
To take the world as one finds it
A woman findeth in her last lover much of her first love; but a man seeth his next-to-the-last love, alway.
It was Matisse who took the first step into the undiscovered land of the ugly.
Maxims are like lawyers who must need to see but one side of the case.
Most women have all other women as adversaries; most men have all other men as their allies.
A good woman would rather be the mother of a genius than the wife of a hero
Without bigots, eccentrics, cranks and heretics the world would not progress.
Our bodies are apt to be our autobiographies.
The old say, "I remember when." The young say, "What's the news?"
My feet, they haul me Round the House, They hoist me up the Stairs; I only have to steer them, and They Ride me Everywheres.
If in the last few years you have not discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead.
If thou makest a statement concerning women, lo, she shall immediately try to disprove it straightway. She goeth by contraries.
A reproof entereth more into a woman of sense than an hundred compliments into a fool.
The world is full of women, and the women full of wile; so that a man, if he goeth not warily withal, shall surely fall a prey thereunto.
My son, beware of a plain damsel who charmeth thee, for she needeth much wile, and useth diverse weapons.
Son, heed my instruction, and apply thyself to know women; let thine eyes observe her when she is with another, for what she doeth with him, she will do with thee, also.
Beware of a woman who signeth not her name to her letters; she will bear watching, aye, she hath a past.
The fear of women is the beginning of knowledge.
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