Totie Fields Quotes

• I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

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  Drinking, Failure, Food

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• Happiness is getting a brown gravy stain on a brown dress.

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  Happiness, Dresses, Brown

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• I exercise daily to keep my figure. I keep patting my hand against the bottom of my chin. It works too. I have the thinnest fingers in town.

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  Exercise, Hands, Towns

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• Shirley Temple had charisma as a child. But it cleared up as an adult.

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  Children, Adults, Temples

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• I've waited all my life to say this... I weigh less than Elizabeth Taylor!

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• I break all the rules and wear everything. Ruffles, ostrich feathers, fox coats. You look fat in fox anyway, so if you start fat, you only look a little fatter.

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  Ostriches, Clothes, Ruffles

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