Dan Cummins Quotes

• The next time you and somebody are in an elevator alone, give them the creepiest stare followed by the creepiest smile ever. While they're leaving, give them a crazy laugh and say, 'It was a meet to pleasure you'.

  Dan Cummins

  Crazy, Giving, Laughing

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• Its easy to have kids, people try to scare you into thinking "oh its hard to have kids" Its not. I have two, and I have no idea where they are right now. Kids are adorable, someone will always take care of them.

  Dan Cummins

  Hilarious, Kids, Thinking

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• I'm going to build my own slam.

  Dan Cummins

  Slam, My Own

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