Charles Farrar Browne Quotes

• We can't all be Washingtons, but we can all be patriots.

  Charles Farrar Browne

  Memorial Day, 4th Of July, Patriotic

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• The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all — he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail.

  Charles Farrar Browne

  Children, Home, Men

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• I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.

  Charles Farrar Browne

  Peace, Cousin, Brother

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• My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.

  Charles Farrar Browne

  Wife, Lambs, Sauce

  Charles Farrar Browne “The Complete Works of Artemus Ward, Part 7”, Library of Alexandria

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