Robert Breault Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought

  Robert Breault

  Funny, Life, Witty

• A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge

  Robert Breault

  Funny, Wise, Witty

• As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, "You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do"

  Robert Breault

  Funny, Witty, Humorous

• There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a pencilling

  Robert Breault

  Funny, Witty, Humorous

• Always telling the truth is no doubt better than always lying, although equally pathological.

  Robert Breault

  Funny, Truth, Lying

• There are secrets I will take to the grave and others I'd feel safer having cremated.

  Robert Breault

  Funny, Secret, Graves

• There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up.

  Robert Breault

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

• If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and "righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.

  Robert Breault

  Funny, Children, Humorous

• As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around.

  Robert Breault

  Funny, Humorous, Pride

• Sometimes two people stay together for the sake of the kids - two kids who sat under a full moon and pledged to be forever true.

  Robert Breault

  Love, Funny, Relationship

• My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.

  Robert Breault

  Funny, Years, Dental Work

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