Often it's just a short swim from the shipwreck of your life to the island paradise of your dreams, assuming you don't drown in the metaphor.
It is hard to resist a flatterer who gets it right.
What is certainty but the refuge of those whose faith is not strong enough to entertain doubt.
Happiness is life served up with a scoop of acceptance, a topping of tolerance and sprinkles of hope, although chocolate sprinkles also work.
There is in all animals a sense of duty that man condescends to call instinct.
There is in art the notion of less is more, which is to say, you don't torture a painting that has already confessed.
There comes a time when a man and woman realize that their separate schemes can be better achieved as a conspiracy.
What a unique treasure are the things we have learned to live without, for no thief can take them from us.
Always carry with you a little reasonable doubt, should you meet someone who needs to be found innocent.
I have never considered it my business to disabuse someone of a belief that makes life tolerable for them.
The most valuable lesson man has learned from his dog is to kick a few blades of grass over it and move on.
The only creature on earth whose natural habitat is a zoo is the zookeeper.
I believe in animal rights, and high among them is the right to the gentle stroke of a human hand.
The mind, as you age, Is an artist, it seems. Monet paints your mem’ries, Picasso your dreams.
I am not your dog, but if every time you saw me, you gave me a backrub, I would run to greet you, too.
If I had it to do again, I would less often judge myself and more often ask for a jury.
One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, "Bless you.
From an aunt, long ago: "Death has come for me many times but finds me always in my lovely garden and leaves me there, I think, as an excuse to return.
The trouble with 'a place for everything and everything in its place' is that there's always more everything than places.
A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge
It's annoying to be disapproved of by people who know only half the story, especially when you're not sure which half they know.
The people in your life who don't need an invitation still like to get one.
It's a safe bet that someone who tells you you need to calm down has never actually seen you when you needed to calm down.
There's a lot of not caring that goes under the name of minding your own business.
Opportunity is a parade. Even as one chance passes, the next is a fife and drum echoing in the distance.
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