Justin Johnson Quotes

• I may not be funny. I may not be a singer. I may not be a damn seamstress. I may have diabetes. I may have really bad vision. I may have one leg. I may not know how to read. I may not know who the vice president is. I may technically be an alien of the state. I may have a Zune. I may not know Excel. I may be two 9-year-olds in a trench coat. I may not have full control of my bowels. I may drive a '94 Honda Civic. I may not “get” cameras. I may dye my hair with Hydrogen Peroxide. I may be afraid of trees. I may be on fire right now. But I'm a fierce queen.

  Justin Johnson

  Queens, Two, Fire

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• Get a grip, get a life, and get over it.

  Justin Johnson

  Over It, Get Over

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• Don't get bitter, just get better.

  Justin Johnson

  Women, Get Better, Bitter

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• I dont get cute I get drop dead gorgeous.

  Justin Johnson

  Cute, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Gorgeous

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