Zero-zero is a big score.
I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.
I'm going to make a prediction - it could go either way.
One of the reserves came up to me and said 'I'm finding it a bit hard, it's the first time I've ever been dropped'. So I told him to do what Nick Faldo does and work at his game. Next thing I know he's doing exactly what Faldo does, he's taken up golf.
You don't want to be giving away free-kicks in the penalty area...
Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning.
Chelsea are the team who can break the Arsenal and Manchester United monopoly.
All I do know is that I'll never be able to achieve what Tommy Docherty did, and that is take Aston Villa into the third division and Manchester United into the second division
There's nobody fitter at his age, except maybe Raquel Welch.
I just wanted to give my players some technical advice. I told them the game had started.
Scholes and Van Nistelrooy drugged the last two defenders.
His white boots were on fire against Arsenal, and he'll be looking for them to reproduce tonight.
For me their biggest threat is when they get into the attacking part of the field.
I tell you what, if the Cameroons get a goal back here they're literally gonna catch on fire.
You can see the ball go past them, or the man, but you'll never see both man and ball go past at the same time. So if the ball goes past, the man won't, or if the man goes past, they'll take the ball.
Women should be in the kitchen, the discotheque and the boutique, but not in football.
Carlton Palmer can trap the ball further than I can kick it
Moreano thought that the full back was gonna come up behind and give him one really hard.
He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces
They've picked their heads up off the ground, and they now have a lot to carry on their shoulders.
Now Manchester United are 2-1 down on aggregate, they are in a better position than when they started the game at 1-1.
His head just disappeared into his shoulders.
Stoichkov's playing on the wing, in this situation he likes to come in and scalp the centre-half.
This is the best Man United have played in Europe this season and, conversely, the opposition has been excellent.
At international level, giving the ball away doesn't work too often.
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