Bob Monkhouse Quotes About Wife

Quotes about: Wife

• I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.

  Bob Monkhouse

  Horse, Funny Relationship, Wife

• I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.

  Bob Monkhouse

  Funny, Wife, Alarms

  They're not laughing now ..., www.theguardian.com. December 29, 2003.

• I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.

  Bob Monkhouse

  Wife, Funny Marriage, House

  "They're not laughing now". www.theguardian.com. December 29, 2003.

• My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.

  Bob Monkhouse

  Funny, Humor, Wife

• With my wife it was sex, sex, sex...Yes, three times in 35 years.

  Bob Monkhouse

  Sex, Years, Wife

• My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.'

  Bob Monkhouse

  Love, Funny, Mother

  "They're not laughing now". www.theguardian.com. December 29, 2003.

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