What's nice about our tour is you can't remember your bad shots.
You know you're on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do.
My favorite, and I repeat it often while swimming is from a well known coach around here
I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero on the scorecard.
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