Muhammad Ali Funny Quotes

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• It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

  Muhammad Ali

  Funny, Sports, Jobs

  Twitter post from Aug 18, 2010

• I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.

  Muhammad Ali

  Funny, Motivational, Sports

  Twitter post from Jan 18, 2011

• My toughest fight was with my first wife.

  Muhammad Ali

  Funny, Sports, Fighting

  "Did I say that?" by John Hind, www.theguardian.com. August 22, 2009.

• I hospitalized a rock, killed a brick...I'm so bad I make medicine sick!

  Muhammad Ali

  Funny, Motivational, Rocks

• It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am.

  Muhammad Ali

  Funny, Motivational, Sports

  Twitter post from Apr 25, 2009

• My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.

  Muhammad Ali

  Funny, Life, Truth

  Twitter post from Jul 30, 2009

• Fifteen referees. I want fifteen referees to be at this fight because there ain't no one man who can keep up with the pace I'm gonna set except me. There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked.

  Muhammad Ali

  Funny, Smart, Fighting

• Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.

  Muhammad Ali

  Funny, Beauty, Sports

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