When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.
The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.
Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve.
I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'
Think Tank, noun: The shower.
It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.
Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.
The Thought Police: To censor and protect.
1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.
Anything on paper is obsolete!
Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.
I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.
The exchange rate between first-world lives and third-world lives in disaster stories in the media is about 50:1.
When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.
Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.
The only thing that is obscene is censorship.
If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.
In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.
Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.
Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.
Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.
New studies show that 100% of all smokers die.
Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.
It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.
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