The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.
Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.
When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.
If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.
Don't judge a book by its thickness either.
Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!
You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.
Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.
Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.
I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'
Think Tank, noun: The shower.
It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
Power interrupts. Uninterruptible power interrupts absolutely.
It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.
Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.
Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!
The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!
If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.
In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.
It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.
The only thing that is obscene is censorship.
Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.
When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.
The exchange rate between first-world lives and third-world lives in disaster stories in the media is about 50:1.
Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.
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