I've got a great relationship with my dad, but I can imagine how annoying it would be if I had to move back into his house.
The children break all my jewelry, so everything I wear is cheap - from Topshop or Dorothy Perkins.
I've got spider veins all over my legs, so I wear opaque tights all winter. All sorts of colours.
When I write, I create really absurd situations which become false because I am after the joke.
When I'm depressed, I definitely comfort eat, but I also eat when I'm happy. The only time I don't eat is if I am terribly nervous.
As a writer myself, my job has very often been to also write on the job. So you get the script and a vague idea of how the scene might work, and you then add funny words or change the script. I'm not the world's best writer or the world's best actor, but I can do that thing where I can fix - or ruin - fix-slash-ruin, add quirk, add value.
Bad impulse buys make you feel grim, don't they? It's like having consumer Tourette's. I gravitate towards austere foreign-language film DVDs when insecure.
Middle-aged women on telly is a bit of a hot topic - before, we were 27 to 37, and now we're 40 to 50. You do notice as you get older... you go past 35, and suddenly you're playing baddies.
I would love to have been around in the Keystone Studios days.
I'm feeling incredibly Botox-tempted as my face collapses around my shoulders.
I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.
I always carry a pair of scissors around with me to cut things out of magazines.
A Local Government Stationery Store is something to behold. It's like walking through the back of a cupboard into a really dull Narnia.
I have three boys, so I live in a household full of testosterone.
I once had a friend who did the hair for sci-fi movies, and after a particularly bad break-up I stupidly went to her salon and told her she could do anything she liked. She dyed the bottom cherry red and the top peroxide blonde.
I'm very devoted to my kids - I'm completely blind to their faults.
I never ever Google myself. That way madness lies.
All I want to do really is get married and be a matriarch.
Comedians have to write to survive because you don't get cast for your beauty.
My first film crush was Mark Lester as Oliver Twist in the Carol Reed film.
I don't get star-struck at all.
I tell people that I'm a Christian, but I don't think it's giving an insight into who I am or what I'm about.
TV feels quite constipated, and the thing I find particularly difficult is the branding of the channels where it's not 'Is it a good script?' but 'Is it a BBC2 script?'
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