When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.
I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.
I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight. They help people train for things like triathlons or biking and running races. They offer physical therapists, testing, lectures.
I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I'd go see him two or three times that week. Bob Saget was one of those guys.
Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!
I am happy that I ran the half-marathon, but to me, just running and saying that I finished a race isn't enough for me. I want to run the race as best as I can. Working out for pants size isn't enough. I need a goal or a race to get back on the treadmill every day.
Why is everybody afraid of going to Heaven? You want to be here with the smog and the sin and bad people and the war? Or do you want to be in Heaven, sitting next to Jesus, you know?
It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not.
The best thing about Las Vegas is that no one pretends to be responsible for your behavior like they do in the rest of the country. There's no meddling self-righteous liberals or right-wing Christian demagogues telling you that you can't do something fun with your own time and money. If you can afford it, it's yours.
But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.
I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.
I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.
Green Screen was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.
Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.
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